Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Papa John's Makes Formal Apology

Everybody is in an uproar over the New York Papa John’s employee who put a racial slur on a receipt for Minhee Cho. Read the story here. Meanwhile, nobody seems concerned that Ms. Cho is in New York, yet she’s getting her pizza from Papa John’s.

The most amazing part of this story is the formal apology Papa John’s made to the her. While the gesture is nice, I think they may have gone a little too far to try and build good race relations with Ms. Cho.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Happy New Blog! (And yes, I'm an asshole)

I started a new blog for the new year. It's probably the best Boba Fett-themed blog currently in America.

So hold onto your genitalia and brace yourself for Boba Fett's Blog.

-DP

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Waiter, There's a 1-Up in My Soup

Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another restaurant...
For those of you that ever find yourself in Brazil, Indiana (because we all eventually do), be sure to stop by Mario Bros. Mexican Cuisine.  It's pretty much the closest thing in the Midwest to an acid trip without having to take LSD (according to Zagat).

Considering all the dishes are prepared by two Italian plumbers, the food is pretty impressive.  I'd recommend the chile relleno, skirt steak fajitas, or the shredded Koopa platter.

I complained to the manager when their mushrooms didn't make me double in size, and he responded by asking me to stop breaking the bricks in his establishment.  Obviously, he doesn't realize that's where the gold coins are hidden.

I threatened to take my business down the street to Sonic the Hedgehog's Fine Italian Bistro, so they escorted me off the premises.  I spent the next twenty minutes out front eating leaves, hoping one would turn me into a raccoon. 

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Star Wars Movie Posters

I made some ridiculous Star Wars movie posters.  I'm sure dozens of people out there will enjoy these.






Thursday, June 23, 2011

Website Redesign

"You ladies got any spare change?"
I've given the website an overhaul.  I'll slowly be transferring content from the old site to this new one.  So all four of you who check this on a regular basis needn't panic.

In the meantime, here's a picture of Skeet Ulrich...